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BLAME IT ON RIO... UM, VEGAS: Britney's attempting to try and shore up marriage, telling MTV's TRL that she "believes in the sanctity of marriage, I totally do, but I was in Vegas and it took over me." Let's hope she never goes to Paris, then, because if Vegas makes her get married on a whim, Paris would certainly see her signing up for a chorusline role in a burlesque, getting knocked up by a real-life Count and toying with her sexuality on the Metro. On the first night.

Britney says she can't understand the fuss - "We landed on Mars that day - why aren't they talking about that?". We will, Britney, just as soon as it finds a copy of your wedding video up there.