No Rock And Roll Fun

TROUBLE IN EUROPARADISE: The path to Turkey isn't smooth this year; now James Kilbane, who lost in the Irish heats, claims that something was fishy with the broadcaster RTE's selection process. The problem seems to be that the winner Chris Doran had called in a producer who'd worked with Westlife and the Corrs to buff up his entry. Which really does sound as corrupt as British horse-racing - after all, who in their right mind would willingly vote for something that sounded like Westlife? We demand a recount, and so on.