No Rock And Roll Fun

DID ANYONE AT THE DAILY MIRROR CHECK THIS STORY? AT ALL?: June Brown - who plays Dot Cotton - has offered to fly Pete Doherty to the Far East to help him beat his addictions. And while it'd be tempting to say "well, she wasn't any good for her Nick, was she?", the story isn't quite as far fetched as it might seem at first. June apparently loves the Libertines, and she established a charity doing this sort of thing after her godson Tim flew off to a Thai monastery to kick a crack habit.

Doherty appears to have chosen to remain at the Priory instead, presumably because it's got a broadband connection.