No Rock And Roll Fun

WE'VE HAD LOTS OF LETTERS: A quick dip into the No Rock Postbag:

First, John H.: Are you aware that the Telstar link on the MisTeeq/Beckham story brings up an auto play pop up of her last single. I mean are you, in fact actively promoting it? Shurly... (and other such 'Private Eye' isms)

Yes, actually John, you've rumbled us - the unique way No Rock is funded is through a long-term sleeper scheme designed to build credibility for Victoria... After all, is she not fragrant?