Saturday, June 26, 2004

MEN WORLDWIDE SIGH, DECIDE TO SETTLE FOR THE LEAST WONKY OF THE OLSEN TWINS INSTEAD: Britney's gone and got herself engaged - and this time she was sober when she did it. She's picked up Kevin Federline, and promptly marched him off to the shops to buy him some decent clothes. "Hey babe, don't try to change me" protested Federline as they went towrds LA's Maxfields store, "but if you do, could you try and change me with something in natural, flowing fabrics?"

Federline. She's going to become Britney Feeder Line, which sounds like something Mark Lamarr might offer Phil Jupitus on Buzzcocks.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I thought "her luxury house in Los Angeles" was good - just in case we thought she lived in a hovel, right?

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