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BUT RONAN, YOU'RE ALREADY A SELF-ADORING, IRITATING SINGER: We did misread the headline at first, and thought that Ronan Keating wanted to be Bond, which was bad enough, but it turns out that given the choice, Ronan Keating would want to be Bono. It's not believed that Bono would want to be Ronan, although a couple of extra inches wouldn't go amiss.