No Rock And Roll Fun

COURTNEY COUGHS: We're losing track of exactly which charges Courtney has changed her mind on, but we're sure her sudden guilty plea on the New York microphone stand charge is a complete 180 spin that Tony Hawks would be left queasy after. She's been ordered to pay medical expenses for the woman she clobbered, and has to stick to her earlier pledge to no more eat her body weight indrugs.