No Rock And Roll Fun

PETE DOHERTY - A ONE MAN MOMART FIRE: The Groucho were probably surprised and delighted when Pete Doherty actually showed up to play a babyshambles gig there (and doesn't it say a lot that they'd take a booking at the Groucho now?) - they were less pleased when Pete managed to trash a GBP100,000 statue during the set.

Incidently, the Groucho really seems to have moved past its glory days - the reports say that the crowd "included Jamie Theakston", which is hardly the pulsing heart of mediaceleb we had been lead to believe it represented.