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CATCH 'EM YOUNG: It seems that the RIAA is worried that its attack on preteens isn't working, so, having tried suing a twelve year old girl, the big record companies are now heading down a couple of grades and taking Antonio Morrell to court. Antonio is ten years old.

Obviously, this is part of the RIAA's plan to sue everyone in America, no matter how pointless, expensive or time-consuming that might be. Five year old kids are being advised to make sure their Leapfrogs are clear of any illegal files, while Cary Sherman is seeking advice from the RIAA legal team as to the technicalities of serving papers on stem cells, just in case.
[Found via Chromatic Musings]