No Rock And Roll Fun

A RUSH OF BLOODLESSNESS TO THE HEADLINES: Having had to delay the little gig they were meant to be doing for KCRW in LA, Coldplay are now going to do a full-on gig for them on March 12th at the Universal Ampitheatre. Meanwhile, the band gave schoolgirl Sarah Sainsbury a big surprise, when they slipped her a triple platinum disc for her breast cancer care auction. It fetched four thousand pounds. They really are lovely, aren't they? It's just a shame their work is so... flaccid.