No Rock And Roll Fun

BUT THIS TIME HE REALLY MEANS IT: We thought it was kind of cheesey when the likes of Westlife started to say "we'll carry on as a band if the single makes it to the Top 10...", but Pete Doherty has taken things to a whole new level - promising to kick the crack if the new single goes top ten this week. So, there you are, then: if you don't buy Killamangiro it'll be your fault if he's found dead in a ditch.

We're not sure we totally believe Pete, either: "If you give me a sudden injection of extra cash, I promise I shan't be spending it on the crack cocaine..."