Wednesday, January 26, 2005

GOTTI GOT BY THE COPS?: Non-attributable sources have been hinting wildly that at some time today Irv 'Gotti' Lorenzo is to be indicted on charges relating to conspiracy to murder and money laundering. The sources apparently refused to say any more on the grounds that it's all still a secret, and, ooh, we've said too much already, and they made the Associated Press swear on their mother's lives not to tell another living soul about it. We're looking forward to Universal's official statement on the goings-on at Murder Inc. We're sure they're busily preparing it right now.


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