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TIMES ARE HARD FOR THE JACKSON BROOD: The large pile of financial problems hanging around Michale Jackson's head has now got so bad, his ex-"wife" Debbie Rowe has been reduced to flogging her wedding ring on Ebay. Rowe claims that Jackson owes her more than a million dollars in unpaid alimony.

In other Jackson news, the approach of the Jackson defence camp seems to have shifted from "He didn't do it" to "You can't trust that boy's mother", with a lot of material appearing in the press claiming the mother of the kid he's alleged to have got drunk and fumbled was exploiting her son's cancer for monetary gain.