Tuesday, February 15, 2005

FRIT: It's been 16 bliss-filled months since Coldplay last played live, but the peace is due to be shattered at some point soon; the new album might be a few short months away; and new album means new dates. Apparently they've spent so long fannying about in the studio because - according to Will from Coldplay (apparently there's a bloke in Coldplay called Will) they're afraid of playing live. And if they finish the album, they'll have to go out on tour.

In other words, the more scared they are of getting on a stage, the longer we'll be spared a new album.

Will... the next time you play live, there's going to be angry scorpions in the audience. With hyperdermic needles. And a bunch of hard-to-please brown bears with part-time gigs reviewing concerts for the newspapers your parents read. And the venue might be liable to fall down at any moment.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If you don't like a band or their music, why to you bother spend your time making bitchy comments about it? It just sounds a bit pathetic - none of your comments are constructive. They are gifted musicians, successful and lots of people all around the world love their music... your comments make you sound like you’re a wee bit… jealous?! !

Post a Comment

As a general rule, posts will only be deleted if they reek of spam.