Friday, April 01, 2005

THE TRUTH ABOUT EVERYONE. EXCEPT, WE SUSPECT, LOUIS WALSH

The Booker Prize judges for 2006 are going to have an easy time of it, for surely no book is going to outgun Louis Walsh's autobiography, which he's just been signed up to write for a "six figure sum". Walsh is threatening bean-spillage - but then he would for GBP100,000, wouldn't he?:

"Not one of them is safe. It is going to be warts and all. Sex, drugs, boyfriends, girlfriends, wives - everyone is in the firing line.

"I have been offered a lot of money to do it but I won't be writing it for at least another year because I'm tied up with the X Factor and Westlife's new album."


You know what, Louis? Why not prioritise the book over those other projects. There's a chance the book might be entertaining.


3 comments:

Fist said...

I know you're being amusing! but I thought the booker only judged fiction.

simon h b said...

I'd imagine there'll be only a brief look-in for facts in the book...

Anonymous said...

Go for it Louis. i respect you honey. Louis Walsh has guts and i would love to meet the guy. Louis may i join you in writing this book. Also Louis i want to write a bok about you and your life with music. love Bridget. xxxxxx

Post a Comment

As a general rule, posts will only be deleted if they reek of spam.