Monday, April 18, 2005

WHAT DOES IT SAY WHEN EVEN STING THINKS YOU'RE TOO BORING?

That must be a bit of a blow - Sting, who's never been known to turn down a spot of grandstanding on someone else's garden, has taken to hiding behind the sofa when Carlos Santana pops round to ask if he'd like to take part in a duet.

Even more depressing for Santana, Sheryl Crow - someone so desperate for publicity she'd probably let Celine Dion do her with a strap-on for a cable channel ("providing they show a shot of the new CD") - also made some vague noises about being busy and not having the time.

In fact, so desperate to find someone to hook up with is Carloa that he's doing a duet with Michelle Branch.


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