IRELAND ARE OUT

The Eurovision semi-finals have just this minute finished, and the bosses of RTE will be breathing a hefty sigh of relief - Ireland haven't even made it into the final this year; their Dennis Pennis-a-like didn't manage to warm the hearts of the dedicated heat-watching Europeans and was left on the sidelines. It's going to be a great night on Saturday, though, especially when the Norway entry comes up to do their thing: if you saw tonight, you'll know what to expect. If you saw the episode of Dear John where Tosh from the Bill was a washed-up singer, you'll also have some idea...

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