Tuesday, December 13, 2005

JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS

It's the most magical time of the year: Lindsay Lohan's parents have come to an amicable divorce settlement, robbing the nation of more public laundry washing.

In other, possible apocryphal Lohan news, Lindsay's hatred of well-bankrolled competitor Paris Hilton has grown to such proportions she's supposed to have knocked back an offer from Karl Lagerfeld for a weekend in Paris because "I hate that bitch." Boy, won't she be pissed when she discovers that there's a place that's actually been named after Hilton?


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