Thursday, December 15, 2005

LIAM GALLAGHER CRIES AND CRIES AND CRIES

We're not surprised to hear that Liam Gallagher was spotted sobbing during a screening of King Kong, Peter Jackson's pointless remake of the big monkey story. (Peter, by the way, if it's such a perfect film, in what way is it "repaying the debt" to make a new version of it? Isn't that like going "you know, you're so beautiful, I'm going to find an ugly person and give them plastic surgery to look like you, as a tribute"?)

Anway... Liam went to see the film, and came away sniffling.

It's a story about a lumbering ape, thrust into the entertainment industry and without the ability to make the most basic of communications with people, forced to talk through unintelligble grunts and random, sporadic frustrated violent outbursts. Who then goes to see a film about a big gorilla at the cinema.


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