Saturday, December 17, 2005

THE MTV DIVORCE

Well, there is to be no surprised recommissioning of the Newlyweds - Jessica Simpson has filed for divorce from Nick Lachey. Apparently the filing, under the "Reasons for request for a divorce" has the words "hello? Like, he's so not helping my career anymore. I really need to be getting a little of that Aniston "mending her broken heart" action to help shift the leftover 7-11 Christmas albums from last year. And I can't really do that with a husband, even if it's name only."

Early predictions are that Jessica will keep the press attention, while Nick will get the beach house and a chance for a go on Ashlee, if he wants.

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