THE FUTURE HOLDS HORRORS

Just as inevitable as one day Charles Kennedy was going to have to say "So, I like a drink...", Dave Lee Roth has warned that one day the original Van Halen will get back together:

"It definitely won't be rockers with walkers, he said. "Getting onstage and singing 'Dance the Night Away' - let me tell you how difficult that isn't going to be."

Equally disturbing is the way Roth is currently turning into some sort of Keith Floyd lookalike.

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