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NOEL DOESN'T LIKE LITTLE PEOPLE
It's a generational change - Noel Gallagher has progressed from Dadrock to Grandad rock, complaining about flaming kids today. Waving fingerless gloves about the pub where he was nursing a half, Noel, 68, said:
“They are idiots are they not?
“They’re fucking idiots... they’re small, noisy, smelly, small, devil brats!
“They take too much time and they cry all the time.”
A spokeschild said they were unworried by the Oasis assault, and said it was typical of the sort of half-considered rubbish you'd expect from the Gallaghers:
“They are idiots are they not?
“They’re fucking idiots... they’re small, noisy, smelly, small, devil brats! With large eyebrows.
“They make too many records and they complain all the time.”
Still, kudos to Noel for noticing that three year-olds tend not to be quite as smart as Liam. Obviously, once four year-olds have mastered the Very Hungry Caterpillar, they start to pull away.
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