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PETE DOHERTY BEGS FANS TO PULL HIS COCK OFF
For a man who's quite happy to chop himself to shreds in order to pad out a BBC Three documentary, he's quite shy about his knob. The balachada.com website has been hosting a video of Doherty waving his cock around; now, he's calling for it to be taken down. (Pete, if you wanted to get up a petition, we'd sign.
There's a quote from a "pal", of course:
“Pete was showing stomach implants installed to stop him taking heroin.
“But he decided to expose himself and start grabbing his willy. He forgot about the film, but went mad when it hit the internet.
“He might be an exhibitionist on stage, but he doesn’t want his bits shown to the world.”
So, that would be a part-time exhibitionist, then? Or a man who's an exhibitionist in public?
It's not all bad for Pete, though, as the picture in today's Sun (that one up there) is, shall we say, somewhat flattering in the size of the "Censored" box it's provided. It could have got away with a "No" in a font half the size.
Meanwhile, the police have got sick of waiting for Kate Moss to return to the UK, and have started begging her to come back so they can ask her awkward questions about her drug use.
The detective, AC Ghaffur, appeals to her:
“There has been a lot of speculation about whether she has decided to stay in the United States.
“But we have an investigation to carry out and we need to speak to her as soon as possible. The investigation is progressing very well and the Met is closing in on those who are behind the supply of drugs.
“But we have got to speak to Kate. I am making an appeal to Kate to come back to this country.
“If she does we will seek to see her by appointment. We will arrest her and interview her under caution. "
Yeah, that's a tempting offer right there - "if you come back, you can choose what time you want to be arrested on. By the way, Kate, we really need your evidence before we arrest the drug dealers, so we've decided to try and make it as public as possible if you do decide to help us so every gangster from here to Moss Side will think you've bubbled them." We bet she's packing right away.
3 comments:
Hmm - the site in question appears to be down.
I'm on a diet, and so have stuck a still from the video on the front of my fridge...
I did realise it was the job of the Met to be headline grabbing. Ghaffur's public comments on Moss are just pathetic - whatever happened to the police doing police work and keeping mum about what they did and didn't know?
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