Tuesday, March 21, 2006

NEVER SAY NEVERLAND NEVER AGAIN

Raymone K Bain, Michael Jackson's ambasssador to our world, is attempting to fix the damage done to Jacko's image by news that he's shut down Neverland. Apparently, the property has only been mothballed:

"Reports indicating that Neverland has been closed or 'shut down' for good are inaccurate," she said in her statement. "It is public knowledge that Mr. Jackson currently resides in the Middle Eastern country of Bahrain. He therefore decided to close his house and reduce his work force."

But won't he need a base from which to work on promoting his single for the Katrina disaster? Surely that will be coming out, well, any time now?

Bain's statement concluded: "There will be no further comments regarding this matter [Neverland]."

Of course not. She's a busy woman, and needs to keep her diary clear for whatever the next PR disaster she has to clean up after is.


2 comments:

Eyetie said...

"It is public knowledge that Mr. Jackson currently resides in the Middle Eastern country of Bahrain. He therefore decided to close his house and reduce his work force."

Did anybody else think: he's going to replace the staff with oompa loompas. How cool is that? Maybe they can be supervised a Nik Nak lookalike who gets to announce Jackson's homecoming with "The plane! The plane!"

Ben.H said...

That was Tattoo who said "The plane! The plane!", not Nick Nack. Please don't diss the versatility of Hervé Villechaize's acting career.

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