Tuesday, April 04, 2006


Bloody hell - Tom Jones has had tonnes and tonnes of plastic surgery, and yet he still looks like someone has carved an ammonite out of mahogany. Indeed, he's had so much, he's been warned to stop:

"He advised me against having anything else done," reveals Sir Tom, in an exclusive interview with the Daily Mirror.

"I went to see a plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills and he said: 'You've got to be careful with your lower eyes.

"He told me: 'Your eyes will be bloody popping.' He said I should try to look as natural as I can."

He also dyes his hair. This... this isn't really very surprising, is it?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"looks like someone has carved an ammonite out of mahogany"

Best line of the year so far, Simon!

He's not exactly an ad for the surgeon's knife, is he?

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