GARCIA LOSES THRONE

After a long legal struggle to decide on ownership, the adventures of Jerry Garcia's toilet haven't ended yet: it's been stolen from a driveway.

Wonderfully, not only has the toilet been stolen but - yes - police say they have nothing to go on. Life imitates The Two Ronnies closing headlines.

We realise this story appeared in a US paper on Saturday, but... it appears to be genuine

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