OLD MAN HUGS YOUNG BOYS

There's something slightly icky about the reports that Noel Gallagher turned up at the Arctic Monkeys gig and hung about the boys.

We couldn't put our finger on it at first - although the thought "strange man at school gates" kept presenting itself, before we realised what it was reminding us of: it's the indie version of the Madonna-Britney kiss, isn't it?

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