Friday, June 23, 2006


You know, sometimes, we wnat the same things as Paris Hilton. She's apparently upset and surprised that she wasn't invited to play any UK festivals this summer:

"I really want to do a festival so I can prove that I can sing."

And, you know, we think she should be given that opportunity. After all, ten minutes in front of the pee-flingers of Reading and we might hear no more of this woman.

1 comment:

Eric2 said...

- you want to prove you can sing, play in a bunch of dives like the rest of us...or give everyone in attendance either a blowjob (to be captured on video, and pimped on the www) or a 1 million quid handout.

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