Lohan's bagged

We're not even going to dignify this by asking what sort of vlurt stuffs a million bucks' worth of jewels into a hangbag and then doesn't clutch the bag to them like it's an oddly-shaped extra limb: Lindsay Lohan lost her handbag at Heathrow and, yes, it had more than a Chapstick and a spare pair of tights in.

Oh, she was pushing the handbag on a trolley rather than carrying it.

The Sun suggests there's an irony here:

Ironically, her last film was Just My Luck.

No, it would have been ironic if it had been called I'm Stupid.

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