Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Snorting at Kate Moss

This is what it will be like, now, Kate Moss - she's no sooner back with Pete Doherty than she's got The Sun looking up her nose:

And last night fans were asking what the odd-looking substance could be — with some suggesting talc, others toothpaste, and some even ZIT CREAM, after The Sun revealed blonde Kate’s crop of spots yesterday.

Of course, there’s no suggestion that Kate, who went into rehab after being filmed hoovering up cocaine, took drugs at the gig.


"Fans" in this sense is used not to mean people who watched Kate join Babyshambles onstage during their Carlows Music Factory gig - who, after all, wouldn't have been able to see the tiny, tiny "substance" unless blessed with fully-powered bionic eyes, it's more "people on the Sun news desk."

But we're glad they've cleared up that they're not suggesting she took drugs. Because otherwise it might have looked like they were.

Meanwhile, Courtney Love has apparently revealed that she does "Buddhist chants" for Kate.

Apparently, not for Pete.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can't suppress my inner pedant! It's Carlow. Sorry Simon.

Still loving the blog.

Kevin

ian said...

Surely the real news story is Babyshambles show up for gig?

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