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Eagles gunned down
More turbulent times on the Guns N Roses tour. No sooner had Eagles of Death Metal taken the stage to replace Papa Roach than the G'n'R fans started to boo. They booed, and booed and booed - presumably Axl fans like their rubbish metal to at least not be aware that it's rubbish - and Axl heard their pain.
Rose redubbed the band Pigeons of Shit Metal and kicked 'em off:
"Don't worry, that's the last show they're playing with us."
Eagles of Death Metal had time to come up with something more considered:
"At first the audience refused to welcome us to the jungle, but by the time we took our final bow, it had become paradise city. Although Axl tried to November rain on our parade, no sweet child o' mine can derail the EODM night train. We say live and let die."
Do you see what they did there?
1 comment:
lol... A reference to Wings!
So, another year is nearly over and still no Chinese Democr.... actually I can't even be bothered cracking that "and no album from GunsNRoses either" joke any more!
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