Monday, November 06, 2006

Toyah's got a stalker

ToyahToyah has been getting grief from an American woman who's developed an obsession with her. Every so often, the New Yorker turns up in Toyah's home village:

"This woman is severely mentally ill. She is very dangerous. I want her to leave me alone but I don't wish her any harm."

Toyah is now working the immigration services to try and find a solution - let's hope they're not sore with her for that whole campaigning-against-the-immigration-centre thing she was doing a couple of years back.


1 comment:

dickvandyke said...

shouldn't that be 'shtalker'?

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