Paris Hilton turns her back on the Billboard awards

In what will surely come as some sort of blow to... well, nobody, really, Paris Hilton has quit a planned appearance at the Billboard awards as she has absolutely bugger all to do with music and realised that she would have been as out of place as a butcher in an operating theatre.

Oh, actually, it was because she didn't like the script:

"It is my understanding that some satirical references ridiculed some of her peers," her spokesman, Elliot Mintz, said in a statement. "Paris did not want to say anything that could appear hurtful or embarassing about people she knows."

Mintz said Hilton received a script Friday that contained material she found "objectionable." Representatives for Hilton and the awards show could not come to an agreement about the script's content so she decided to scrap the appearance, he said.

And what's more, there were all these long words in it, too.

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