Judging by the way he tells the story, when Kelly Jones was caught pissing in the streets of Camden, he was lucky to get away with an eighty quid fine:
“I said to the copper he should have a day off. He said, ‘You just had a haircut? I can see the hair on your face.
“I’m like, ‘Hey man, you’d make a great detective, no flies on you.’ ”
Goodness, young man, what a great wit you are. If only the Drones Club was a going concern; you'd fit right in.