In passing in this morning's Bizarre column, Victoria Newton has a horrific revelation:
KATE MOSS has a new addiction following her cocaine shame – pork scratchings.
An addiction to Mr. Porky's product? How does this addiction manifest itself? Do farmers wake to find her in the piggery with a cigarette lighter and a tub of salt?
The model was spotted scoffing a bag of fried pig skin with her drink at a pub in Devon.
So, now we need to recalibrate. Eating one bag of = addicted to.