Robbie Williams is going to rejoin Take That.
Well, no he's not, obviously, but The Sun has seized on something his Mum said and built it up a little:
“On the question of him doing something with them, that will happen.
“It would be something he wanted to do.
“I’m thrilled that out of all the negative stuff that happened in the past there’s now something great happening.
“Take That were excellent when they were all together and they are excellent now.”
Now, the honest headline might be "Robbie's mam reckons there might be some sort of reunion", but instead, the Sun has gone with:
We love that Jan rates Take That as "excellent" before and now, with the implication that her son limping off hasn't really made that much of difference. As indeed, it hasn't, except giving all the lads a twnety-five per cent pay rise.
Meanwhile, Robbie's Dad Pete Conway is currently doing a TV advert for TJ Hughes, which is a bit like Matalan without the hope. And recommending bargains. The idea is that the store is showing its commitment to price cutting by using "non-celebs" - but they could have done that without using Robbie's Dad, Carol Vorderman's Mum, Wayne Rooney's brother and Paul Ross' Mum by using people not related to famous names. Because when I see Wayne Rooney's brother recommending a shop, I tend to think "oh, they must sell stuff that looks a bit like brand name products, only isn't quite as good..."