Brandon Flowers has completed the successful impregnation of his wife Tana and, currently, a foetus is gestating inside her womb.
We thought we'd stick to the facts, rather than copy Victoria Newton's strange tone:
Desperate for a little soldier? What, because they feel the need to help out with the Iraq surge?
This could, though, mean the end for the band, to judge by an interview Flowers gave to Craig McLean for the Observer last year: