The 3AM Girls have spotted Madonna making her film director debut:
How? Carefully pre-drafted plans? Clear storyboarding? A team of people who actually know what the hell they're doing?
Ah, yes. It's a little known fact that Hitchcock's success was down purely to his Reg Varney style cap, worn across all projects from first location scout to last edit.
The film is going to be a comedy, which means that Madonna's not bothering to stick to what she knows...