It's actually Lily Allen to throw next in the world's most stultifying argument - nobody outside Britain know who the combatants are, and precious few inside care enough about either to take a side. For the record:
Yes, how dare Cheryl Tweedy have an opinion on how you look - it's not like you've signed a deal with a high street chain to flog clothes that are based on your look, is it?
Then Lily responds to Tweedy's 'you don't play big venues like me' jibe:
Um... yes, as part of the Princess Diana tribute, though, isn't it? Which actually makes Allen's other pop at Tweedy a bit misjudged:
Wasn't marrying someone rich what Di was famous for?
Still, like Andrew who has so many better things to do than read this blog, Lily has decided this is all a waste of time:
Which we make Tweedy winning by default.