Akon, the man who dry humps underage girls, has got a bit of a problem understanding the concept of "I'm sorry." He's written a song to "apologise to Gwen Stefani" for costing her thousands of dollars in tour sponsorship. He's called it 'Sorry, Blame It One Me'.
Only, in the lyrics, rather than accepting the blame, Akon doesn't:
And for the embarrassment that she felt
She's just a little young girl trying to have fun
But daddy should of never let her out that young"
So, in the song "blame it on me" he blames fate and her dad. Rather than himself. And seems to think the problem is that the underage girl he simulated sex with was "embarrassed" rather than the whole him looking a little bit Gary Glitter.
The worst aspect of this affair is that by turning it into a song, we're all now going to have to suffer. And Akon is no Union Gap.