Victoria Newton had a tricky job this morning, trying to put some meat on a story about Bono and Penelope Cruz going to a nightclub. She has got (what sounds like a suspiciously made-up quote) from Cruz:
But that's not enough, so Victoria has to come up with a U2-related pun to round off the piece.
What have you got, Victoria?
Yes, because... erm, if you go home after dawn, you do try to burn your own retinas out... or... um... how's that again?