Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Courtney has a message for you

We're not sure what it is though... something about Gwyneth Paltrow, YouTube and cleft palates in France:

i put up z demo of demo iof demo of carcrash we habve about 4 other songs too, and id like to get opinions on them sopme of them. i need to write another dylanney one rexcept i just found otu my fat fighters mafrtin got stolen on the chunneltrain and thats why i got that new gibson for my bday but i need it nd its nowehr eint hehosue the only guitar is kurts ild one with strings i havent changed in teh 12 years sinc ehes passsed, and its hrd to play too.

and unlessyou have a boot of the roxy shosw the lyrics are all wrong, i wrote the proper lyrics on the site i lik ehpow pleasant yall re but its so much easier to answer you indivually at my site n dthis willconnect tp ,my site wiuthin a month or so, were also piuttin up about 60 polroids me n the kids took around the house, my mouth still looks wonky, i think i gott go back to paris tot he dr, hes nit a cosmetic surgeon he just fixes bad surgery and also cleft palates and serious shit its nbot really vanity hes conservtive, wich we like, and this really isnt znyones business but im hating that id di that to my mouth back in the day and he didnt really take out enough the first time around i just wnt the mouth god gave me back, it was perfectly cute.

and i had nice big lips as Gwyneth says when i was "Out Sick" ( genius phrase) of my dark years id id some damage and i have to restore myself to not looking ridiculous, idont care if im prettty or ugly or jo de lie wich is what i apretty much am ( french for ugly pretty- theres no english word fo rit and im sure im nots pelling it right) anyway so imay dissapear for a minute here, i know iknow i tell on myself, im either stuck wearing nude lipstick forever or i can wear my 70 dollar Kevyn Red, wich is sold harldy anywhere and i stillcant believe the lovely mr Aucoin passed away actually, he was so full of life and i still remember everything about him , Ted Demme is another one it make sno fucking sense and listening to me an dKurt on You Tube last night we sound so young and dumb and cool, iwish i had been willing to do mor ewith him but udidnt wan na get tarred w the yoko brush al,though he always though t Yoko was cool ( an Olympia thing) and liked her wierd music, its a real loss, we had friend named Jessica Hopper and she lived with us when she was a kid and she has a tape somewher eof us fighting in the bathtub an dthen playinga 10 minute version of in the pines, iwish i could hear it. Amyway i think illtk ethat offa you tube and put it on the skin after carcrash jusr a dammed demo needs a riff a bassline real; drums the real lyrics the brideg to start with c not f, ventur eto my site an dtell me what you thinbk i wish i had time ot get back to you and to read allyour comments, but in my site teh way its set up i do n d i can answer you and also hear your opinions more clearl;y thansk fo rth epostive nic ethings youve allsaid now get your asses off my space for a sec an d go to my site!

The constant, repetitive (sic)s have been excised; this is as it was on Courtney's MySpace. Good god, how long must it have taken her to just log-in if her typing's that bad?


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

An adult wrote this???

eyetie said...

Is this the old Courtney Love or the pre-school Courtney Love (Britney, take note in case you want to further your Love imitation)?

Will we see la Allen doing her next MySpace blog in a Courtney style?

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