The two lead pieces in Victoria Newton's column today are fairly poor photos which Newton has attempted to disguise by suggesting they both look like something else.
So we have Kerry Katona smoking a cigarette:
Erm... no she didn't. And isn't it more interesting that Iceland are apparently still using her for their adverts?
Then, even more tenuously, there's J-Lo:
Well, if you accept that "identical" means "a bit like", and ignore that Eva was looking at her breasts with her hands up and, erm, Jennifer Lopez was looking at the floor with her arms down. But when you're desperate to fill space, I guess anything will do.