A happy ending to the recent troubles of Kerry Katona - all those cheques from the magazines has helped her buy a new car:
She is buying the black Lamborghini Gallardo to get over drug and stress worries, a £100,000 burglary at her home in Wilmslow, Cheshire, and a custody battle over her two children with WESTLIFE ex BRIAN McFADDEN.
She told pals: “It’s an incredible machine.”
Come on, Victoria, she didn't tell pals that, did she? If that was a genuine Kerry Katona quote, it would have looked like this:
Max Clifford tells me 'Kerry thinks it's an incredible machine'
Now magazine is already preparing a "Kerry - Death crash: Amazing rescue pictures inside" special issue, ready to roll when the inevitable happens.