We've had the sex, we've had the allegations of attempted murder: today, of course, it's drugs. Commissioner Gordon - who has taken time off running Gotham City Police to act as judge in the Spears-Federline custody battle - has ordered Britney to have random twice-weekly drug tests, claiming:
We're not sure twice weekly tests can be all that random, can they? Isn't that more like a perpetual testing regime?
Meanwhile, according to OK! - and we say that like that's a phrase that has any real meaning - Britney is "battling an eating disorder."
The alleged pal reportedly revealed that Britney said, “I’ll starve myself because I’m fat.”
We love the way The Sun suddenly get sniffy about the idea of unnamed friends being used as sources when it's in another publication.