You might think that Kelly Osbourne's fame relies on being able to churn out stories about her Dad and Mum. But that's unfair.
She knows other people, too, and she'll happily use those connections to pad out interviews, as well. Did she mention she knows Kate Moss?
"Kate made me scrambled eggs in bed one day when I wasn't feeling well. I think people forget she's a mum. I felt terrible, and she put me in bed and sat with me. She's a good person."
And, to ensure that no good deed goes unpunished, Kelly's gone to tell Closer magazine all about it.