Alex Zane and The Enemy have fallen out, apparently after the band took offence at his interview approach. Zane, for some reason, failed to treat them like they were the most astonishing band ever; the countered with a letter that claimed he'd slept his way to the top. (We know, the 'top' being Xfm and the declining Popworld strand in this case.) Oh, and they appear to have scattered some cheap homophobia over the top, too.
The two sides then met at the Vodafone awards:
Clearly, The Enemy are as funny as they are musically talented.
Zane has had enough:
Words which would send a chill through the marrow of all right-thinking people, were Zane in a position to damage their careers in some way.