Blunt bounced by Bristol

Bristol University's meeting when they drew up the list of glittering alumni must have been fun, as they brainstormed ideas until someone blurted out "what about James Blunt? Wasn't he one of ours?"

After much staring at the table, and mutterings of "didn't he go to UWE?", they decided to leave him off.

Or, just maybe, he's so dull the university forgot he'd been there.