Did the Sky News website really think the best way to announce the motherhood of Jenny Frost was to write:
We've just spotted the Celeb baby stork whisking his way back to his nest. And it seems he was a flapping from Jenny Frost's gaff.
Besides everyone knowing that babies are found under cabbage leaves and not delivered by storks, why would anyone phrase something like that? Unless their readership consisted entirely of squeamish ten year-olds?