Peter Andre has he and Jordan wear masks when they're having sex. It's not a kink thing, it's just would you want either of those faces gawking back at you when you're trying to get off?
Peter continues to mistake the world's lack of interest for, well, interest:
"Everybody has fantasies and when it comes to sexual ones, when you close your bedroom door and it's just you and your partner, anything goes."
He actually talks like a voiceover on a programme on Men and Motors, doesn't he?